A funny thing happened on the way to the house! My drive home is not always the most eentertaining. I entertain myself by watching others, I'm presuming, on their way to or from work as well. I'm minding my own business looking around at other people driving when I notice to my utter surprise a very funny thing. This guy in front of me in his truck is digging for gold. I stop and think okay am I really seeing this? It's 5 in the afternoon, the sun is shinning, and your windows are not tinted. Basically nothing is hiding what he is doing. I promise he was going at it for like 3 minutes without stopping. I assume he finally got what he was going after cause the next thing I notice he's rolling down his diver side window flicking and rubbing his gold digging finger out his window. The first thing I do is make sure my window is rolled up. I'm not having any of that in my car! No sir you keep your gold to yourself mister! The funny thing is he wasn't a young kid. I mean he was old enough to know better than to dig for gold in public. The least he could have done was waited until he was on the highway and everyone was to busy to notice what he was doing. All I know is I would have been super embarrassed!
On the same note I was working Saturday and it was after 5 and like always we are waiting for the same 3 people to leave. A family is in the lobby buying drinks from the vending machines. The youngest little girl is standing in the middle of the lobby just going away at her nose. REALLY two in one week. Whats going on? Is someone in the universe telling me I have boogers hanging out of my nose or am I unconsciously picking my nose all the time? Scary! But this little girl topped the cake. She picked her nose then opened her mouth.... NOOOOO! Why are you not watching your kid and telling her not to do that? Do all kids do this? Ugh did I do that? I'm sure I did but I'm sure I got my hand slapped too.
http://hypervocal.com/news/2011/urban-prospector-digging-for-gold-and-diamonds-on-the-streets-of-new-york-city/
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