CONFESSION: MY OBSESSION

I'm not much of a reality TV watcher except for when it comes to the Real Housewives of NJ. OMG I love that show! I'm hooked. I'm so sad this season is over. The only good thing about the season being over is the reunion shows and I don't have to listen to Danielle!!! That's right I said shows. They can't fit all the drama and Danielle bashing into one show. I started watching Part I of the reunion this morning and I had to stop myself before the first commercial. I couldn't watch it by myself. I had to share the joy and drama with someone. So I took a deep breath and waited until I was with my mother! It was well worth the wait!


While waiting I found myself contemplating this question? If I was on a reality show such as this which housewife would I be; Jacqueline, Theresa, Caroline, or Danielle? After not so much time into the show the answer was there. I'm definitely a mixture of two people. Can you guess it?  Okay I'll tell you Theresa and Caroline a.k.a Theroline!!! Just like Caroline I either like you or I don't. If I like you it won't be long until I love you. You become my family and I would do anything for you. If I don't like you you will know it cause I won't waste my time on you. I'm not saying you will be my worst enemy like Danielle but you won't mean much to me.  I'll use my words to make you look like the dumb-ass that you are. But this is where the Theresa part of me comes into play.  I'll use my words until you piss me off enough that I have to get in your face. I'll make you run away with your tail between your legs like the dog you are.  Strength you never thought possible will occur and you'll be amazed at the terror you will feel. If you haven't seen part1 I recommend watching it and don't forget Part 2 comes on Monday!!! OOOOOO I can't wait.