Day 1: Training

I spent my whole day in training! Great fun!! Rule number one when I go to any kind of training that was mandatory don't put toys on the table, I will play. The room was big with 5 white tables all with playdoh, chinese yo-yos, and markers ling out. The room was freezing (mental note: take a sweat shirt tomorrow). Rule number two, instructor are you listening (?), don't hover over my shoulder with your little judgmental gestures and thoughts and still expect me to want to participate (remember I didn't want to be here to begin with and this isn't helping). And finally rule number three, don't tell me we are going to lunch at 11:30 but really keep us in training until 1. What are you kidding me!!?

Summary: toys plus over barring instructor plus hunger equals one distracted and grumpy non-learner!

And the best part I get to do it all over again tomorrow!